Potty Mouthed

Little Johnny was the most "potty-mouthed" kid in school, looking for every chance to offer a "new " word for the rest of the kids to take home. So naturally when the teacher started a new vocabulary exercise for the class it went like this:

"OK class" "I'll give you a letter and you give me a word that starts with that letter."

"Alright then, the first letter is A"

Little Johnny wanted to go first, but had finally gotten it into his head that the teacher wanted everyone to raise their to be called on before speaking, so he was in there with his hand flailing around in the air with the rest of the class.

The teacher looked around the room to pick one of the students and knew she had better not pick Johnny...after all she knew what word she would likely get and it would probably be dirty, so she called on little Mary who sat in front of Johnny.

"Mary" said the teacher. As Mary stood up little Johnny whispered to her "Say asshole, Mary, say asshole." Mary says "Apple" and the teacher says "Thank you, Mary".

"The next letter is B" Hands shoot up, teacher scans the class and picks little Billy, who sits on Johnny's left.

"Say Bastard, Bill, Say Bastard" Billy says "Baseball".

Then the letter is C, and little Amy, on Johnny's right.

"Say cock, Amy, say cock". On and on went the exercise and the teacher was running out of choices and would soon HAVE to pick little Johnny.

She had heard him whispering to the class with each letter "Dildo", "Epididymis", "Fuck", "Gynecology", and so on.

26 students, 26 letters, she had finally come to end and had to call on Johnny. "And the last letter is Z, and Johnny is the only student left who has not given an answer, so Johnny your letter is Z".

Johnny was befuddled. Z? What word started with Z in his lexicon of dirty words. Z? Johnny stood up and said "uh, Z-z-z-Zebra?"

"Very good" said the teacher feeling triumphant that she had gotten an answer that did not create a problem.

"Yeah", said Johnny " A big fuckin' Zebra with wide-ass black and white stripes!"