Sunday, 3 July 2011

The Polish Divorce


A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.



Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well.



One day he rushed into a lawyer's office



and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.



The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:



Have you any grounds?



Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.





No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?



It made of concrete.





I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?



No, we have carport, and not need one.





I mean what are your relations like?



All my relations still in Poland .





Is there any infidelity in your marriage?



We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.





Does your wife beat you up?



No, I always up before her.





Is your wife a nagger?



No, she white.





Why do you want this divorce?



She going to kill me.





What makes you think that?



I got proof.





What kind of proof?





She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read English pretty good, and it say:


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