Monday, 4 April 2011

Hillbilly


A Forty -Year -Old hillbilly carries a younger hillbilly into the doctors office, deposited him on the examining table, and said, See if you can patch him up good.



I shot up his rear end like it was a tail on a possum.



Dont hurt him none, cause hes my son-in-law.



The doctor said, Why would you shoot your son-in-law?



The hillbilly said, He warnt my son-in-law when I shot him.


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