Who in the hell is Larry?

Well Larry is the guy who gets home late one night and: Linda, his wife says, Where the hell have you been? Larry replies:

I was out getting a tattoo!

A tattoo? she frowned. What kind of tattoo did you get?

I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates, he said proudly.

What the hell were you thinking? She said, shaking her head in disgust.

Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?

Well, One, I like to watch my money grow.

Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.

Three, I like how money feels in my hand.

And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Larry is in the hospital, room 233.